It's Time again for FAQ!!!

FAQ #1

Does Rich really have cancer or is this an exercise in creative writing?

A. Someone's not really following the Blog. The Diagnosis Code is 159.9 And there is Nothing creative about this writing.

FAQ #2

Do you really like your job?

A. I love, love, LOVE my job. Here's how that works. No matter what you do, take pride in your work and enjoy your co-workers.

FAQ #3

Do you really think Rich is going to beat this?

A. Odds are better than the successful reform of health care in this country. All I have to do is keep him alive and happy until 12-21-2012 at which time the world will end... ipso facto he will have beaten Cancer.

FAQ #4

Do you follow the comments on your blog?

A. No, I have people who do that for me. I barely find time to write the posts to begin with. Maybe you missed the point that I don't have the time, insurance coverage or disposable income for therapy so I blog the experience of living with a mate with a shitty diagnosis because most of the support available is for the patient rather than the patient's mate. Unless you want to join a group and I don't have the time or energy to join shit to shinola.

FAQ #5

Why is the majority of your blog about you when Rich is the one with cancer?

A. If I type s-l-o-w-e-r will it become clearer?

FAQ #6

How's the garden doing?

A. Thanks for asking.

FAQ #7

Why is there such an “edge” to you blogs like there's ...more....?

A. I'm so impressed with your insight that I will answer—there IS more. So ugly and overwhelming that it's grinding at me every waking moment. Unfortunately I can't blog (vent) about it because it would betray the privacy of someone very dear to me.

FAQ #8

Is everything just a target for humor with you?

A. Yep. Pretty much. Yeah. With one exception. Do NOT hurt someone I love. Poke THAT cage and I WILL jump ugly.

FAQ# 9

Do you ever worry that your blog is offensive to people with multiple personalities?

A. Hell no. If I'm offending people with multiple personalities, I call that multitasking at the highest level of efficiency.

Tune in again for more FAQ as I gather and answer them. Keep those questions coming, folks, because they are yummy.