Hi-dee-ho. Scrapper Here.....
Bite me.
Responding to the complaints that the blog has become too negative, I offer the following:
Are you fucking kidding me?
Number One: go back and read our Disclaimer. Don't think you've got a lawsuit for stress resulting from reading this blog. Unless, of course, there's a commercial for the lawyer who won't get paid until you get paid and this blog is causing cancer. You'll need proof. We would be happy to recommend the medical experts who can make THAT happen for you.
B: We're not responsible if your computer came without a Delete button. Contact the manufacturer. The Blog does not stream into your space; it's not even that easy to find.
ALSO: Step away from the pain.
#4. What part of the Mission Statement of this blog did you not get?!?! Nowhere does it state that our goal is to put a romantic, rosy spin on fighting cancer. It's a FIGHT, asshole. Not pretty. This is a spew of fear mingled with frustration, coated in love, drowning in tears, waiting for Godot. The purpose being to purge the negative in order to continue the fight. Move along. Do not slow down to stare at the wreck and then bitch about the traffic. You probably think reality TV is real.
C. As for the postings that slip past Radar and don't get edited and spell-checked before posting..... Bite me Twice. I have been in the room when patients have literally thrown up on her and her focus remained on comforting them, so if she needs to throw up on her blog and you don't need a dry-cleaner as a result.... SHUT UP. What do you think your “reality” shows would look like without editing?
#5) If you think you can do a better job with this situation, bring your A game and show your stuff, because thousands could benefit from your wisdom and expertise. Don't hide your light under a basket! You get bonus points if you can do it sleep-deprived.
We appreciate your comments and input as we strive to make sure that nothing about this blog makes YOU uncomfortable. NOT. But hey, keep those emails and comments coming, because the more you send, the more often I'm let off my leash.
Sincerely,
Scrapper.
VP of Customer Service
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