tapping into my creative side

I'm thinking about coming out with a T-shirt line

Here's my first one:

I work in Health care
I've been 10 years without a vacation
Three years without sex
Two years without a cigarette and
over 17 days without Scotch.
I'm not telling you to Back the Fuck Up
I'm merely suggesting that your current route
would benefit from a recalculation.


Too much? Too harsh?