Disclaimer

Content and Availability NOT Guaranteed or covered by Warranty.

NO Liability is implied or assumed

► Individual Results May Vary ◄

In the event that any offense is taken from content, in part or whole, discontinue use IMMEDIATELY, and consult a dermatologist as your Integumentary System is severely compromised.

NO animals were harmed in the manufacture of this product, other than the fish we had for lunch, who later claimed indigestion.
Don’t Panic --- Mostly Harmless
WARNING
Do not use for periods longer than 50 minutes without a break.
Do not use while driving or operating heavy equipment.
Do not use while sleeping. Do not use on a ladder.
Do not use in conjunction with electrical appliances while standing in water. Floss daily.
Contents were most likely manufactured Under PRESSURE.
Possible side effects: headache, frustration, mild anxiety—consult an “expert”.
FLAMMABLE in contact with ANY incendiary device.
Keep OUT of the reach of small children, pets, the highly litigious, mean people, and the Galactically Stupid.

NUTRITIONAL VALUE
Serving Size: 1
Calories………… 0
Fat……………… 0
Carbohydrates….. 0
Protein……….… 0
% of RDA for the following:
Calcium - 0% Vitamin A - 0% Vitamin C – 0%
Iron - 0% Sodium - 0%
ANY essential or NON-essential nutrients: 0
FIBER Content: depends on how much you eat. DON’T.

COPYRIGHT WARNING
Read the Copyright Warning at the beginning of any video or dvd. It’s just good stuff to know, and is better than some movies we’ve seen. THIS material covered by US and International Copyright Laws

ADDITIONAL LAWS THAT MAY APPLY
Any and all laws of physics; The “What Goes Around Comes Around LAW”; the Theological Laws of YOUR choice; The “No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Law”; the “S.E.P.* Law”, and all Federal, State and Local Laws IF you get caught.
Sales tax not applicable in the State of Mind I’m In.
*Somebody Else’s Problem
LICENSURE:
Current licensure limited to driving a car and annoying one named person to the limit of his endurance, with all benefits and responsibilities as described by law.
COMPLAINTS:
Must be submitted in writing, in triplicate, in mauve ink on chartreuse paper. Responses will be delivered by The Four Horsemen of the Apocolypse at any point Before, During or After The End of The World. Additional information may be obtained at the Restaurant at the End of The Universe™ IF you save me a seat.